Aik Meri Zindagi Ka mazaq ~ Joke

Notes :  Joke

Aray ek joke sunata hoon for my life

ek dafa main bike per ja raha tha gussa mein tha police waley na kaha oye rok layce dhekaoo kakzat dhekaoo bike ka maine kaha bhai main to kam ja raha tha lana bhool gaya itni der maine apna dost se kaha yar ja gher se kakzat la a bike ka woh chala gaya police wale na kaha kaha rahta hai maine kaha bhai yaha rahta hoon maine kaha bhai chor zara jaldii jana hai kahe kam se  us na kaha aram se baitha rah warna ek lagaoo theek ho jaye ga maine kaha majhey waise 2 cheazo per barosa nehi ek saap ek police waley us ki tap gaye hahahahahha us na kaha ab layce ko chor gari mein baith  la gaya lockup mein ja ka dsp pata nehi kon hota us se bola yeh batameezi kar raha tha majh se us na kaha batameezi kartaa ek laga camata majhey meri halat karab hahahahah aur kaha esa andar band kar do gari wari kakzat la kar dost aya police wale na kaha abhay ---- tera to kakzat hi nehi hai hahahah yeh chori ki gari hai main gabra gaya us na kaha sabit kar yeh kakzat hai tu to perha likha hai na perhai ki akar dheka raha tha maine kaha bhai sab kuch hai es mein us na kaha abhay andhar hi rah ab tera baap kya tera nana bhi a jaye chora nehi sakta hahahahahah es leya kahte police walo se panga nehi leta hahahhahaha 3 ganta rakha jail mein halth karab ho gaye thi  jo a raha tha kah raha abhay kis ka katal kya ya mobile chori kya hahahaha maine kaha bhai maine kuch nehi kya es leya andhar hoon hahahahhah then aya tala khula kaha pehle ek sawal ka jawab da ab aqal tikane aye police walo se panga la ga maine kaha bhai pehle to maine suna tha police wale sirf be gunnah ko andar kartee hai ajj yaqeen ho gaya hahahhahahah us ki dobra tab gaye us na galiya di aur kaha andhar hi rah ab tu phir bari muskil se nikla waha se kuch kya bhi nehi tha sirf sach kaha tha hahahahahhaha jo dil mein tha then jate jate us na kaha yaad rakhna har kesi se panga lena police wale se nehi warna goli mar ka esi jaga phenga tera baap bhi pehcan nehi sake ga us din ehsaas hua paisa aur source na hoon insaan ka pass kuch nehi ager yeh do cheazein hote us ki himat nehi hote hath lagata waise bhi us din tapa hua tha kesi dost ki death hue thi us waja se tension mein tha es leya jo dil mein aya kah deya hahahahhah

then 3 month bad dobra roko usey na us waqt kakzat bhi tha us na poucha hai bhai ab bata kaisa hai maine kaha ek dam theek hoon app ki dua hai paise la lo janey do bus janey deya kahney laga us din bhi yahi kartaa to kya jata hahahahhahah

ALLAH HAFIZ take care

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Written By Tariq at 31/3/2007 time  6:00 pm

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